Please Visit My New Website Visual Design Arts
For Complete Portfolio and Offerings
| Matted Prints and Notecards For Sale | Custom Order Link | Contact |
Humorous Quotations Gallery
Share your love of original artwork with a greeting card or matted calligraphy piece!
 Title: "Eat Your Dessert First" TEXT: Life is uncertain...always eat your dessert first. |
 Title: "Preventing Entropy" TEXT: My job is to prevent entropy |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Flying Monkeys" TEXT: It's all fun and games til the flying monkeys take you away... |
 Title: TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Coffee" TEXT: The only thing I like about mornings is coffee |
Title: TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Caffeine" TEXT: Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I stink at poetry. CAFFEINE! |
 Title: "School of Bass" TEXT: Just Say "No" To Worms! |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Result of the Fall" on Three Little Pigs artwork TEXT: Housework is a result of the fall. |
 Title: "Cleaning Your House" on Three Little Pigs artwork TEXT: Cleaning your house while your children are growing is like shoveling snow while it is still snowing. |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Chicken Interrogation" TEXT: I grilled a chicken at lunchtime. Still no answer on why he crossed the road. |
 Title: "Prevent Entropy" on Three Little Pigs artwork TEXT: My job is to prevent entropy. |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Proceed with Caution" TEXT: Instead of a sign that says “Do not disturb,” I need a sign that says “Already disturbed; proceed with caution.” |
 Title: "Don't Count Your Chickens" TEXT: Don't count your chickens until they're hatched... Oh... wait... what?! |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Toyko Rush Hour" |
 Title: "Problem Solver" with Sleepy Sunflower TEXT: When people tell me, “You are going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon~because I am a problem solver! |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Poem for Mornings" TEXT: A Poem for Mornings Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee. by Wealthy Lotus |
 Title: "Believes in the Goodness of People" with Girl and Sunflower Art TEXT: Be the reason someone smiles. Be the reason someone feels loved and believes in the goodness of people. ~ Roy T. Bennet |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Crabby Bunch Off Social Media" TEXT: The Crabby Bunch off social media |
 Title: "Cameras Off" TEXT: When the cameras are off the Crabby Bunch |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "After Midnight" TEXT: After midnight with the Crabby Bunch |
 Title: "Being Social" TEXT: Being social... on social media. |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Spend Time at Your Pad" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Advice from a Frog: Spend time at your pad |
 Title: "Time Flies" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Time is fun when you are having flies! |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Make a Splash" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Advice from a Frog: Make a splash |
 Title: "Hop to It!" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Advice from a Frog: Hop to it! |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "What Bugs Them" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Frogs have it made - they get to eat what bugs them. |
 Title: "Every Journey" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Every journey begins with a single hop. |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Don't Jump to Conclusions" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: "Don't Jump to Conclusions" |
 Title: "Enjoy a Good Swim" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Advice from a Frog: Enjoy a good swim |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Stretch Your Legs Often" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Advice from a Frog: Stretch your legs often |
 Title: "Low But Not Zero" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Your chances of getting killed by a group of frogs are low but never zero |
||||||||||||||||||
|
Title:
TEXT: |
 Title: "Introvert Website" TEXT: Introverts are like a slow website. They might be the coolest site, but people do not wait that long for them to open. Extroverts are like a pop-up. |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Lovers, Dreamers, and You" with Hippie Frog collage artwork TEXT: Life is like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing. Keep pretending. We have done just what we set out to do. T hanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and you. ~ Jim Henson |
Title:
TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
 Title: "Hippie Frogs" |
 Title: "Advice from a Frog" with Hippie Frog collage artwork |
||||||||||||||||||
|
Title:
TEXT: |
Title:
TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
|
Title:
TEXT: |
Title:
TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
|
Title:
TEXT: |
Title:
TEXT: |
||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||
Email: eileenslifer@lettersource.com (717) 467-5913 Studio (302) 463-5459 cell - call or text
6687 Davidsburg Road, East Berlin, PA 17316
Serving customers in Pennsylvania and Nationwide